Monday, December 30

Welcome To The NHL: St. Louis Horseflys

Me: I would like to make a motion to rename the St. Louis Blues the St. Louis Horseflys.
Mr. Bettman: I second. Motion passes.


What a perfect name for those idiots. They are so harmless it's almost comical yet they just seem to bother you and get under your skin so much it fucking hurts. They are hands down the most irritating team in the league and it doesn't help that they have had the Hawks number this season. Everything about them pisses me off.

Watching the game Saturday it's so clear that the Hawks are a better team than them yet they pull out a shoot out win, standard Horseflys. There really isn't much to worry about because they won't be able to last a 7 game series vs any actual legit NHL team in the playoffs so we might as well give them something to cheer about in December. I'm not sure how they can play for a guy who can't even count high enough to count how many chins he has. 

I can honestly say I would rather see Detroit or Vancouver hoist Lord Stanley before St. Louis. 

BTW: Back when I thought it was cool to follow Oshie on twitter, I remember he would always use #peskyblues and it couldn't be more perfect. Last time I checked pesky doesn't win cups Osh.

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