Guy Boucher Lands A Head Coaching Gig Unfortunately It's Not With An NHL Team

Everything about this man screams NHL coach. His 2 1/2 years with the Lightning didn't quite pan out although it was a winning record (97- 78- 20). Just today he accepted a coaching position with a team in the professional Swiss league. Hopefully he can run shit there and end up on an NHL bench soon. Why wouldn't he be an NHL coach? His name is GUY BOUCHER which translates to the definition of a French-Canadian hockey coach. His hair is almost perfect, could grow it out a tad but i'm not complaining. His suit game is on point, and obviously the scar on his right cheek is a great finishing touch.

Just look at this guy.