NHL Averages More Sell Outs Than NBA

So the NHL averages more sell out games than the NBA. Since NBA executives are smart people, they have realized they have to do something about this. "What will bring in more fans to sell out this place so we can rub it right back in the Hockey players faces?" They said. Well look no further than having players wear their nick names on the back of the jerseys. Perfect idea! People will be coming from a couple hundred miles away to get a look at this shit, no doubt! No more just 'James' on the back of the uniform but 'King James' instead. Genius.

BTW: Gotta tell ya, if the NHL ever did this, I would shoot myself in the face. What a joke.

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