Professional Scouting Report On Patrick Eaves

Hey NHL teams: Here is the professional scouting report on Red Wings player Patrick Eaves.

He can fucking shoot. Just ask Corey Crawford. 

Snipe City- Population: Patrick Eaves

Not only once but fuckin twice on Crow. Same exact spot both times, hopefully you got in a good celly Pat because after this scouting report your game will be pretty much obsolete.