Yea, I know tournaments like the Sony Open have taken place this year. But lets be honest, those are spring training vacations that only a few of the big dogs take place in, and actually care about.
This weekend opens the real tour season for two reasons:
1. The Farmers Open is played at Torrey Pines (South). One of the best venues in the country. I mean look at the place, simply beautiful as fuck.
2. The real reason for this post is that Tiger Woods will be in the field this weekend. Ya, ya, ya "Tiger is the easy pick, fuck you" -No, fuck you. I'm not taking Eldrick because of his playing skill, I'm taking him because his snow bunny, Lindsey Vonn, will be skiing competitively in Cortina, Italy.
Obviously Woods knows what he is doing with Vonn. What I am getting at though, is clearly Tiger will be railing random women throughout this weekend's tournament since Linds will be away. If you know anything about anything, that clearly means Woods will be hoisting the Farmers Open trophy come Sunday. Its his kryptonite, he gets random trim, he wins. When he has his supermodel wife or supermodel downhill olympian in the gallery it just doesn't work for Tiger. Don't hold him down.
And although that trophy will probably end up as a glorified spitter, it will prove that you just can't nag the man when he's zoned in. Doesn't matter how hot you are. Stay out of his way, let him do what he wants and maybe he will add you as "Not Pictured" in his championship photo byline.
Oh ya, forgot to mention that one of the big dogs WAS in the field for the Sony. My apologies to the legend.
ZONED IN
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