Thursday, February 20

Austrian NHL'ers Apologize For Partying All Night Then Losing To Slovenia

"Austria's NHL players say they're really sorry about their hard-partying team's off-ice antics at the Sochi Olympics.
Admitting team members stayed out late partying two nights before a humiliating 4-0 defeat to hockey minnow Slovenia, a trio of NHLers on the Olympic squad issued a statement apologizing Thursday."

You know how after the Stanley Cup Finals are over player after player comes out and releases the injuries they were playing through? Broken rib, torn tendons, dislocated fingers, etc. Well this is exactly that except these players are listing the clubs they were at until 6 am instead of the injuries. Not a whole lot of surprise here that the NHL'ers are the ones being blamed for these actions. Why? Because that is what NHL'ers do. (Insert any NHL team Here) if they win a game in decisive fashion then have a whole day off and don't play again until the next day, they are all going to get shitfaced that night. Common knowledge. It just isn't the best when they are playing in the Olympics for the first time in 4 years and then they go and get smoked 4-0 vs Slovenia. But nonetheless, I bet they have some sick drunk stories to go back to the states with.

Austrian NHL'ers:

Michael Raffl 

Thomas Vanek

Michael Grabner

Um Austria.. maybe the reason why you guys got stomped by Slovenia is because you have THREE NHL'ers... but then again Slovenia only has ONE so yeah it was probably the partying.





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